I just derped

February 20, 2012
beveragevendor:

gamegeneral:

beveragevendor:

gamegeneral:

sharonabot9000:

pornjunkyard:

sharonabot9000:

lolskeletons:

my first skeleton. i tried.

heheeheeee

everybody talks about the antomy but has someone mentioned the cubist mess in the back? honestl,y its sorta jarring to see it for too long.Like if the moment that humanized pony gratitiously showe her ass to whoever, the house just collapsed spontaneously.

AAHAHAHAHAAA

This picture has gotten a ridiculous amount of attention. Purely criticism.
I..
I’m sorry, but do you people even GET what porn is?
Or do you just go to hentai sites and critique the pictures?
On that note, do you go to redtube and critique the director’s choice of camera angles? And the acting?

Yes. I do, actually.
Because unlike you I don’t like looking at trash. If I did, I’d go look in a god damn dumpster. (Fun fact: That’s where Slugbox’s art belongs!)

How…how can a human being be this smug about porn?
Just. How?

This is quite easy to explain. I don’t like bad ANYTHING. Opinions man: learn how they work. I’ll sit here and continue to be smug about porn because I can and you’ll never stop me.
EVER.

(Protip: By trying to make someone that has a differing opinion from you world views look stupid, you make yourself look more dumb in the process!)

I didn’t say your opinions were wrong (By their very definition they can’t be), but it’s my opinion that you’re smug, and you’re just mad I called you out on it.
Of course, I can’t know this for sure, since you’re probably at least half a country away from me, but the way I perceive you is smug.
By all means, though, go be smug. I’ll sit here, waiting until you’re done telling me I’m doing something I’m not.
*Makes little shoo motions with hands*

beveragevendor:

gamegeneral:

beveragevendor:

gamegeneral:

sharonabot9000:

pornjunkyard:

sharonabot9000:

lolskeletons:

my first skeleton. i tried.

heheeheeee

everybody talks about the antomy but has someone mentioned the cubist mess in the back? honestl,y its sorta jarring to see it for too long.Like if the moment that humanized pony gratitiously showe her ass to whoever, the house just collapsed spontaneously.

AAHAHAHAHAAA

This picture has gotten a ridiculous amount of attention. Purely criticism.

I..

I’m sorry, but do you people even GET what porn is?

Or do you just go to hentai sites and critique the pictures?

On that note, do you go to redtube and critique the director’s choice of camera angles? And the acting?

Yes. I do, actually.

Because unlike you I don’t like looking at trash. If I did, I’d go look in a god damn dumpster. (Fun fact: That’s where Slugbox’s art belongs!)

How…how can a human being be this smug about porn?

Just. How?

This is quite easy to explain. I don’t like bad ANYTHING. Opinions man: learn how they work. I’ll sit here and continue to be smug about porn because I can and you’ll never stop me.

EVER.

(Protip: By trying to make someone that has a differing opinion from you world views look stupid, you make yourself look more dumb in the process!)

I didn’t say your opinions were wrong (By their very definition they can’t be), but it’s my opinion that you’re smug, and you’re just mad I called you out on it.

Of course, I can’t know this for sure, since you’re probably at least half a country away from me, but the way I perceive you is smug.

By all means, though, go be smug. I’ll sit here, waiting until you’re done telling me I’m doing something I’m not.

*Makes little shoo motions with hands*


Notes

  1. siggymcpissyface reblogged this from lolskeletons
  2. zhurenaissance reblogged this from pornjunkyard and added:
    I laughed at the cubist comments
  3. nettumbles reblogged this from highway131
  4. geistygeist reblogged this from beveragevendor and added:
    I will say this for slugbox: at least he’s stopped making everything so damn shiny. Everything else still sucks.
  5. crazed-rampage reblogged this from sharonabot9000
  6. pierre-manslapper reblogged this from chisuburedo
  7. gamegeneral reblogged this from beveragevendor and added:
    I’m going to clarify. Opinions can be right or wrong in the moral sense, but morality is just an opinion in and of...
  8. yourghosthost reblogged this from chisuburedo and added:
    Gais, gais, ur missing teh point of pron gais. Pron is supposed to have horrible perspective, artistic inconsistencies,...
  9. beveragevendor reblogged this from gamegeneral and added:
    1. Opinions can be wrong. I could provide examples but they all get exploded by Godwin’s law. 2. I’m not saying that...
  10. nononeofitthanks reblogged this from sharonabot9000 and added:
    do i think about the camera angles? yeah, sometimes. and if they’re completely bonkers it’s fucking annoying. this might...
  11. sebastian-sucks reblogged this from fourlesbianssuited and added:
    ^^^^^^ I used to watch awful porn with one of my best friends and we’d just laugh our asses off making fun of pretty...
  12. reikey reblogged this from pornjunkyard
  13. umbalrog reblogged this from shrap-null and added:
    the redline’s basically implying the ass is all bone, that was the first sign they didn’t know shit
  14. pornjunkyard reblogged this from gamegeneral and added:
    go masturbate to this
  15. xenouproar reblogged this from sharonabot9000
  16. shrap-null reblogged this from chisuburedo and added:
    are you guys fucking retarded that is seriously the worst redline i’ve seen in a long time it’s like the redliner...
  17. chisuburedo reblogged this from sharonabot9000 and added:
    Just kinda want to put my two cents in here…Shitty porn is shitty porn, no matter whether it’s drawn or filmed. Some...
  18. fourlesbianssuited reblogged this from sharonabot9000 and added:
    I do exactly that. Critiquing porn is amusing. And if it’s bad porn, that’s about all it’s good for.
  19. sharonabot9000 reblogged this from gamegeneral and added:
    yes i’m sure you just love shitty porn being peddled at exorbitant prices but as you can see some of us don’t.
  20. highway131 reblogged this from chisuburedo
  21. lionoftheclouds reblogged this from nysus